February 2011
Reblog if you want messages (3)
bottledupchaos:
opinion about your blog
a question
and a have you ever
Don't aim without a target.: IMMMM BRINGING HOME A... →
nobodysurvives:
WON’T MY MOMMY BE SO PROUD OF ME
I’M BRINGING HOME A BABY BUMBLE BEE
OUCH! HE STUNG ME!
I’M SQUISHING UP MY BABY BUMBLE BEE. WON’T MY MOMMY BE SO PROUD OF ME I’M SQUISHING UP MY BABY BUMBLE BEE.
EWWW. HE’S ALL OVER ME!
I’M LICKING UP MY BABY BUMBLE BEE. WON’T MY MOMMY BE SO PROUD OF ME I’M…
January 2011
Put a percent in my ask box.
keepmeinline:
0% Walking to my toilet, brb.
15% Uh.
30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.
45% Awh.
50% Small crush, nbd.
65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.
80% I really want to talk to you…
95% Me, you, bed.
100% Will you be mine?
lol omg going to either get nothing or zeros. coool.
Anonymous asked: I would honestly decapitate you.
REBLOG if you want your followers to anonymously...
"SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT, WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE"
ooglygoogly:
YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY POPSICLE
Tell me if this is fair.
my best friend jokingly calls me baby on facebook, my girlfriend’s best friend starts giving me shit because “other girls shouldn’t be calling me baby”. I explained to her that there’s nothing between me and my friend. Now I usually get along with my girl’s friend pretty well, texting and what not, but now she’s ignoring me, being a bitch when she does talk to me, and treating me like i’m a...
tumblr > real life
Tacos, get in my belly.
Stare at the dot for 30 seconds and the orange...
spin-round-on-my-dick:
there is a chode on my dash
fagosaurussex:
REBLOG IF YOU'RE AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY!
chillurbananas:
Reblog if you're insanely bored right now and you...
any kind please
anon
sexual
hey whats up
advice
random
tell me about yourself
favorite bands
why you follow me
…anything
That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at...
abcdomo:
Look at this fucking taco. Do you see it? Of...
confuzzledface: